Harry went to the Internal Revenue for a job interview. The interviewer looked at his resume and asked him, "Have you worked for government before?" "Yes, I served 8 years in the army." "Good, that counts in your favour. Do you have any disabilities?" "I am 80% disabled. A mortar round blew off my testicles so they declared me disabled. It doesn't affect my ability to work." "Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have good news for you. I can hire you immediately. Our working hours are 8.00 to 4.00. Come on in about 10 tomorrow, and we'll get you started." "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come at 10?" "This is a government agency. We don't do anything but sit around and scratch our b*lls for the first two hours. No point you coming in for that."